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A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a
long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that
they try to stump one another with trivia.
"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5.
The same goes if you ask me something I don't know."
The blonde refused.
"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I
don't know an answer, I pay you $50."
The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first.
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her
purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer.
Then it was her turn.
"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming
down?"
The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.
"So, what is it?"
The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse
and gave a $5 bill to the lawyer.
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