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A blonde walked into a drug store and asked how much a
condom cost.
The man behind the counter said that they were on special
this week, only $.99!
Not wanting to pass up a deal, the blonde said she would
take one.
The clerk rang it up and said, "Ok, that will be $1.04."
The blonde said, "I thought you said only 99 cents?"
Then the clerk replied, "There's the tax."
The blonde replied, "Oh! So THAT'S what holds them on!" |