JOKE     Good to be chemist REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST - All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want! - Clark Kent style safety glasses . - Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances. - The "opportunity" to deal with irate clients asking "where are my results?" - Because it's pHun :) - Access to 100% pure ethanol - Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies - You never have to worry about what you're doing on Friday night (You're working in the lab) - Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo. - You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment. - ditto for cancer - You are adept at poverty cooking - You prefer to get your course credits the hard way Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke

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