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Inside every older person is a younger person - - wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. - Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. - Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. - Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time - - but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example - - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! - Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - - and I'm also not blonde. - Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. - Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Tell A man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he'll have to touch to make sure". |
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Blonde Mating Call (PG) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Superman |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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Blonde - Tracks (PG) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Things a good dog remembers |
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13, Jul 2006 |
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Computers are like air conditioners |
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27, May 2006 |
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Lipstick on the Streering Wheel (X) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Michael Jackson |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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female jokes :Jamaica |
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20, Jun 2006 |
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Redneck Joke:Double Shot of Redneckness |
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11, Jun 2006 |
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Funny Instructions |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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