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Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called, Sosumi.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
How are an apple and a lawyer alike? They both look good hanging from a tree.
How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read your newspaper?
What is the worst thing that a terrorist who hijacked a jumbo-jet full of lawyers can do? Threaten to release one every hour if his demands were not met.
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? Pronunciation.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer? One is an insect, the other is a bloodsucking parasite.
Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? To practice.
Why does California have the most lawyers in the country, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste sites? New Jersey got first choice |
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Blonde Mating Call (PG) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Superman |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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Blonde - Tracks (PG) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Things a good dog remembers |
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13, Jul 2006 |
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Computers are like air conditioners |
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27, May 2006 |
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Lipstick on the Streering Wheel (X) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Michael Jackson |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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female jokes :Jamaica |
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20, Jun 2006 |
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Redneck Joke:Double Shot of Redneckness |
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11, Jun 2006 |
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Funny Instructions |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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