JOKE     The Minnesotan's Guide to Computer Technology Log on: makin' da vood stove hotter Log off: don't add no more vood Monitor: keep an eye on da vood stove Megahertz: vhen da big log drops on yer bare foot in da mornin' Floppy disk: vhat you get from pilin' too much vood Ram: da round metal thing dat makes da voodsplitter work Hard drive: getting' home durin' most of da vinter Prompt: vhat you vish da mail vas durin' da snow season Enter: ya hey der, come on in Windows: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 degrees below zero Screen: vhat is a must durin' da mosquito season Chip: vhat ya munch durin' da vikings games Microchip: vhat's left in da bag vhen da chips is gone Modem: vhat ya did to da hay fields last yuly Dot matrix: da wife of sven matrix Laptop: vhere da grandkids sit Keyboard: vhere ya suppose ta put da keys, so da missus can find 'em Software: da plastic utensils, ya? Mouse: vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard Mainframe: da part of da sauna vhat holds up da roof Port: vhere da bug fishin' boats dock Random access memory: Vhen ya can't remember how much vas da new deer rifle vhen da vife asks about it... Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke

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