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Your mama is so fat that when she gets on a moped, you can't hear the engine run!!!
Yo Mama's Like A Stamp Like Her, Stick Her And Send Her Away.
Yo Mama's Like A Pepsi Machine, 75 Cents For A New Generation.
Yo Mama's Like A Vacuum, She Blows, Sucks, And Gets Layed In The Closet.
Yo Mama's Like A Bowling Ball, Pick Her Up, Finger Her, Throw Her Down The Gutter, And She Always Comes Back For More.
Yo Mama's Like A Hardware Store... 10 Cents A Screw.
yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
yo mama so fat she tried to jumpl the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mama sofat she squashed godzilla like a bug with her shoe!
yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
yo mama so poor she put pigeon crap on lay-away!
yo mama so poor the garbage man picked up a crumb and she told him to put back thanks giving
yo mama is so fat that every time she turns around it's your birthday
yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scales
yo mama is so fat she got a group discount when she went to Disneyland.
yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck in thin air
yo mama so fat she sat in a monster truck and made it a low rider.
yo mama like a shotgun one cock she blows
yo mama so fat, when she saw the Empire State Building She thought it was a toothpick.
yo mama so fat, she stepped in a pool and thought it was a puddle
yo mama so fat, her only friend is the guy who works at McDonalds.
yo mama so messy, when she went to use the toilet a roach slapped her ass and said "Wait your turn"
yo mama so poor, when you did a ding-dong-ditch their was no doorbell to press.
yo mama so poor, her family Christmas tree was a branch.
yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
yo mama so dumb, when she saw a McDonalds commercial and thought the Hamburgler was an excaped criminal and locked up all her doors.
yo mama so fat she needs a map to find her belly button.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama so huge and fat that the cause of the New York Black Out was her flossin her teeth teeth with the telephone wires.
Your mama so ugly the heavens cause a thunder storm the moment she TRIES to get out the door. |
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Blonde Mating Call (PG) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Superman |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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Blonde - Tracks (PG) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Things a good dog remembers |
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13, Jul 2006 |
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Computers are like air conditioners |
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27, May 2006 |
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Lipstick on the Streering Wheel (X) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Michael Jackson |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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female jokes :Jamaica |
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20, Jun 2006 |
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Redneck Joke:Double Shot of Redneckness |
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11, Jun 2006 |
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Funny Instructions |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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