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Yo momma so poor she put penny candy on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she takes showers in the rain.
Yo momma's so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit ciggerette and she said "Who turned off the heat"
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!"
Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a begger then she took his money and said thanks
Yo momma so poor when I asked, what's for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!!!
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. |
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Superman |
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Blonde - Tracks (PG) |
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Things a good dog remembers |
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Computers are like air conditioners |
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Lipstick on the Streering Wheel (X) |
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Michael Jackson |
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Redneck Joke:Double Shot of Redneckness |
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Funny Instructions |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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