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Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she got baptized in sea world
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! |
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Things a good dog remembers |
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Lipstick on the Streering Wheel (X) |
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Michael Jackson |
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