JOKE     James Bond Is Losing His Masculinity The new Bond girl: Phyllis Boxers, as portrayed by RuPaul. He keeps insisting to Q that a rosy shade of poisoned lipstick is his best defense. Overwrought following a high-speed chase on the Autobahn, 007 finds comfort in season one of "Gilmore Girls" and a pint of Cookies 'n' Cream. Insists on going to the costume ball as Lara Croft, Tomb Raider. "Martini. Stirred, not shaken. With two olives, but on the side. No, wait -- just one olive. Can you take the pimento out? Yeah? Ok, give me two olives then. Oh, but they have oil in them. You know what? Just give me a Tab. With lemon. No, lime! ..." Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke

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