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Your Momma Is So Fat - Phone Number
Yo' Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said,
"I want your weight. Not your phone number."
Your Mamma Is So Stupid - Order in Court
When the judge said, "Order in the court", she said, "I will
have 2 buckets of fried chicken and a bucket of fries."
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"
Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday
Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide
Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.
Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell
Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.
Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless
Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"
Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"
Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!
Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.
Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"
Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.
Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Your momma is so ugly . . .
When I took her to the zoo, the zookeeper thanked me for
bringing her back.
a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
a bus - only 50 pence a ride
a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.
a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...
a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!
the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.
Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.
a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...
a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...
a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Anything Yo's
Yo secretary is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...
Yo Female Boss like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenience...
Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...
Yo' ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...
Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whole lotta seamen.
Yo' Cousin like a Penny...she ain't worth two bob.
Yo Auntie like a Library - open to the public.
Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.
Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece...
Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt - she only take deliviries in rear...
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma’s so ugly she was standing out under the stars and the man in the moon looked the other way.
Yo momma’s so ugly you got to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will play with her.
Your momma is so fat . . .
She can't even jump to conclusions!
Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.
Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.
I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.
Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator
Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
Yo Momma Like these Crazy Pranks and Hilarious Gags cheap, nasty and will scare the living shit outta ya!
Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's
Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"
Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.
Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs
Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...
Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
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Blonde Mating Call (PG) |
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Superman |
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Blonde - Tracks (PG) |
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Things a good dog remembers |
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13, Jul 2006 |
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Computers are like air conditioners |
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27, May 2006 |
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Lipstick on the Streering Wheel (X) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Michael Jackson |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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female jokes :Jamaica |
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20, Jun 2006 |
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Redneck Joke:Double Shot of Redneckness |
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11, Jun 2006 |
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Funny Instructions |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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