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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as
far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on
consumer goods
On Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap
Directions Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners
Serving suggestion Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the
box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if
we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid
Warning may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife
Warning keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the
translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts
Warning contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood
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Blonde Mating Call (PG) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Superman |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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Blonde - Tracks (PG) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Things a good dog remembers |
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13, Jul 2006 |
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Computers are like air conditioners |
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27, May 2006 |
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Lipstick on the Streering Wheel (X) |
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05, Sep 2006 |
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Michael Jackson |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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female jokes :Jamaica |
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20, Jun 2006 |
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Redneck Joke:Double Shot of Redneckness |
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11, Jun 2006 |
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Funny Instructions |
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02, Jun 2006 |
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