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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!
Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: "You're too young to go out."
Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!
Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
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