JOKE     Short Birthday Jokes Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it! Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!" "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Next time, take off the candles." Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday? A: It was a flappy one! Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday? A: It was a sappy one! Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? A: "Hey, what's eating you?" Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? A: It was a tappy one! Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke

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