JOKE     Yet a little while and you see me no longer! A guest minister, short of stature and barely visible behind the lectern, stood up afterthe Hymn of Meditation and declared..."Friends...My text for this morning is'Be not afraid, for it is I !" Several of the morning worshippers laughed heartily. Determined to remedy the situation, the preacher made a platform of hymn books behind thelectern for the evening service. After the evening Hymn of Meditation the preacherstood on his platform...vestments fully visible..."Friends...my text for this eveningis...Yet a little while and you see me no longer!" Just then the platform collapsedand down went the preacher. "StayBlessed" Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke

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