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Q. What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?
A. Vomit
Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush.
Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A. He did okay until his business fell off.
Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy?
A. She can only give you lip once!
Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
A. The Captains Dinghy!
Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends!
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to use it.
Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A. They stay stuck in adolescence.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
A. Exchange him.
Q. What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl he's getting ready to fuck has genital warts?
A. "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.
Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
A. Strip Poker
Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
A. The aids team.
Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.
Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation?
A. Inserting the anchovies.
Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Q. What do you call a female clown?
A. A Clunt
Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course?
A. He fell off the ball washer!
Q. Why do horny women order at Subway?
A. Footlongs
Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
Q. If your mother and father have a baby and its not your sister or your brother, who is it?
A. It's you, you fucking idiot!
Q. What's the difference between big foot and your mom?
A. Your mom is better in bed.
Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A. A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Q. What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A. A cock that stays up all night.
Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor
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