JOKE     Crude Joke VII Q. What do you find in a clean nose? A. Fingerprints! Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? A. He got the sack. Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. He's down to four butts a day. Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up! Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian". A. It has been changed to "vagitarian". Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?" A. Two gays with haemorrhoids. Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock. Q. What does a poof and an ambulance have in common? A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo! Q. How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park? A. They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love. Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke

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