JOKE     I wasn't planning on spending that much A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?” Wife: I really don’t think I should day. Husband: How about a diamond ring? Wife: I don’t care much for diamonds. Husband: well, the, a mink coat? Wife: You know I do not like furs. Husband: A golden necklace? Wife: I already have three of them. Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want? Wife: What I’d really like is a divorce Husband: Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much Rate This Joke ( ) 12345678910 Next Joke

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